1 00:01:08,762 --> 00:01:10,622 HARRY NASH: You remember when Beauty 2 00:01:10,632 --> 00:01:13,471 said I love you to the Beast? 3 00:01:13,480 --> 00:01:17,240 His ugliness dissolved, changed, like magic. 4 00:01:17,249 --> 00:01:21,114 But, you see, I'm still the same. 5 00:01:21,114 --> 00:01:23,972 Let no one help me-- no one. 6 00:01:23,982 --> 00:01:29,899 His cunning, I feel already shot with marble, glugged with lead. 7 00:01:29,909 --> 00:01:35,596 Here lies Hercule de Savinien de Cyrano de Bergerac. 8 00:01:37,341 --> 00:01:39,365 I can see him! 9 00:01:39,375 --> 00:01:40,458 There. 10 00:01:41,139 --> 00:01:42,376 He grins. 11 00:01:43,057 --> 00:01:43,201 Death! 12 00:01:43,211 --> 00:01:45,119 He's looking at my nose! 13 00:01:45,129 --> 00:01:46,893 That skeleton. 14 00:01:49,061 --> 00:01:50,941 What's that, you say? 15 00:01:50,941 --> 00:01:52,763 Hopeless. 16 00:01:52,763 --> 00:01:53,837 You there! 17 00:01:53,846 --> 00:01:56,608 Who are you, 100 against one? 18 00:01:56,618 --> 00:01:56,762 Nah! 19 00:01:57,443 --> 00:01:58,680 I know it now. 20 00:01:59,361 --> 00:02:01,413 My ancient enemies, forthward! 21 00:02:01,423 --> 00:02:03,197 There! 22 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:03,360 There! 23 00:02:03,360 --> 00:02:07,302 Prejudice, cowardess, compromise. 24 00:02:07,311 --> 00:02:08,117 Nah! 25 00:02:08,127 --> 00:02:10,898 You too, vanity. 26 00:02:10,908 --> 00:02:14,984 I knew you'd overthrow me in the end. 27 00:02:15,665 --> 00:02:16,652 Nah! 28 00:02:16,662 --> 00:02:19,578 I fight on. 29 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:20,719 I fight on. 30 00:02:20,719 --> 00:02:28,276 One thing unspotted from the world, in spite of doom I know, 31 00:02:28,286 --> 00:02:30,050 and that is-- 32 00:02:32,160 --> 00:02:34,001 -Oh. 33 00:02:34,001 --> 00:02:36,840 And that is? 34 00:02:36,850 --> 00:02:39,785 -My white plume. 35 00:02:39,794 --> 00:02:41,559 WOMAN: Oh! 36 00:02:41,568 --> 00:02:42,690 Ooh. 37 00:02:42,700 --> 00:02:47,553 [crying] 38 00:02:55,072 --> 00:02:57,949 -Pull the curtain. 39 00:02:57,958 --> 00:02:59,828 Pull the curtain. 40 00:03:34,469 --> 00:03:36,243 -Did you girls like the play? 41 00:03:36,243 --> 00:03:38,420 -It was marvelous. 42 00:03:39,101 --> 00:03:40,147 -Thank you. 43 00:03:40,156 --> 00:03:41,106 Thank you very much. 44 00:03:41,115 --> 00:03:42,141 -Great show, Doris! 45 00:03:42,141 --> 00:03:42,976 -Doris-- 46 00:03:42,985 --> 00:03:43,158 -Thank you. 47 00:03:43,168 --> 00:03:44,980 -Oh, you were just fine, you know. 48 00:03:44,990 --> 00:03:45,134 Just fine. 49 00:03:45,814 --> 00:03:45,949 -No. 50 00:03:45,958 --> 00:03:47,781 I mean what are you-- what are we going to do next-- 51 00:03:47,790 --> 00:03:50,648 [chattering] 52 00:03:50,658 --> 00:03:51,607 -That was Cyrano. 53 00:03:51,617 --> 00:03:51,847 -You're right. 54 00:03:52,528 --> 00:03:52,739 You're right. 55 00:03:52,739 --> 00:03:53,535 -Here, director. 56 00:03:53,544 --> 00:03:54,590 -George, what do you think we should do next? 57 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:55,683 -What about doing "Marat/Sade"? 58 00:03:56,364 --> 00:03:56,460 -No, no. 59 00:03:56,469 --> 00:03:57,390 Minnie, would you light this? 60 00:03:57,390 --> 00:03:57,582 [chattering] 61 00:03:57,582 --> 00:03:59,327 -I've been waiting all evening for this. 62 00:03:59,337 --> 00:04:00,459 -Hey, old man, how's-- 63 00:04:00,459 --> 00:04:03,221 [chattering] 64 00:04:03,231 --> 00:04:05,168 -Hi George. 65 00:04:05,178 --> 00:04:05,273 -Hi. 66 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:06,913 How'd you like the play? 67 00:04:06,923 --> 00:04:07,134 -It was terrific. 68 00:04:07,144 --> 00:04:08,151 That Harry sure is something, isn't he? 69 00:04:08,831 --> 00:04:11,728 -Oh, have you decided what we're doing next? 70 00:04:11,728 --> 00:04:11,881 -Listen. 71 00:04:11,891 --> 00:04:13,790 Streetcar Named Desire would be a fascinating play. 72 00:04:13,790 --> 00:04:14,614 -I love that play. 73 00:04:14,624 --> 00:04:15,765 -Couldn't you choose something a little more demanding? 74 00:04:15,775 --> 00:04:18,422 -Well, you see, Harry would be a terrific Stanley. 75 00:04:18,431 --> 00:04:18,595 -Hey. 76 00:04:18,604 --> 00:04:19,592 Where are we going to find a Stella? 77 00:04:19,592 --> 00:04:20,503 -I can answer that. 78 00:04:20,503 --> 00:04:22,488 I was born to play Stella. 79 00:04:22,498 --> 00:04:23,495 -What do you think, Doris? 80 00:04:24,176 --> 00:04:25,413 -I think it's a wonderful play. 81 00:04:26,094 --> 00:04:26,209 -Good. 82 00:04:26,209 --> 00:04:28,031 When do you want to have auditions? 83 00:04:30,889 --> 00:04:31,944 -Well, I'm sorry to tell you this, 84 00:04:31,954 --> 00:04:33,901 but I'm not going to direct this one. 85 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:34,045 MAN: What? 86 00:04:34,726 --> 00:04:34,860 -What? 87 00:04:34,869 --> 00:04:35,848 WOMAN: Doris, what are you talking about? 88 00:04:35,848 --> 00:04:35,963 -No. 89 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:36,730 No. 90 00:04:36,740 --> 00:04:36,922 No, I mean it. 91 00:04:37,603 --> 00:04:38,725 Momma's been sick, and I'm not going to have the time. 92 00:04:38,725 --> 00:04:41,439 Besides, it's ruining my social life. 93 00:04:41,448 --> 00:04:41,717 MAN: Ah, Doris-- 94 00:04:42,398 --> 00:04:42,676 -Well, Doris-- 95 00:04:43,357 --> 00:04:44,527 -After all, it's time that the club 96 00:04:44,527 --> 00:04:46,311 developed some other directors. 97 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:48,248 I'm not going to live forever. 98 00:04:48,258 --> 00:04:49,236 -But you can't quit. 99 00:04:49,245 --> 00:04:50,310 Who else can do it? 100 00:04:50,320 --> 00:04:52,027 -Doris isn't directing? 101 00:04:52,036 --> 00:04:52,228 -No, dear boy. 102 00:04:52,238 --> 00:04:54,069 -Well, who else can direct? 103 00:04:56,899 --> 00:04:57,829 -Excuse me. 104 00:04:57,838 --> 00:04:59,795 Andrew, give me a hand. 105 00:04:59,804 --> 00:04:59,939 -Great. 106 00:05:00,620 --> 00:05:01,627 I finally get her primed up to give me the lead, 107 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:04,581 and now I have to start buttering up somebody else. 108 00:05:04,590 --> 00:05:06,652 -Attention, everybody. 109 00:05:07,333 --> 00:05:09,529 I want to thank you all for coming out and supporting 110 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:13,097 the North Crawford Mask and Wit Club. 111 00:05:15,235 --> 00:05:17,201 And I-- I especially want to thank 112 00:05:17,882 --> 00:05:21,930 all of my fellow thespains-- Selma and Minnie, Andrew, 113 00:05:21,930 --> 00:05:26,686 Albert, Lydia, George, Les, and, of course, our star, who 114 00:05:26,696 --> 00:05:30,494 unfortunately couldn't join us tonight, Harry Nash. 115 00:05:33,409 --> 00:05:35,423 [applause] 116 00:05:36,104 --> 00:05:40,055 -Our next production is going to be A Streetcar Named Desire. 117 00:05:40,055 --> 00:05:40,899 MAN: Wow! 118 00:05:40,909 --> 00:05:41,110 [commotion] 119 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:45,743 -And, by popular demand, the director 120 00:05:45,752 --> 00:05:47,824 will be George Johnson. 121 00:05:47,824 --> 00:05:49,617 MAN: George Johnson! 122 00:05:49,627 --> 00:05:50,567 [laughter] 123 00:05:50,576 --> 00:05:50,749 [applause] 124 00:05:50,749 --> 00:05:52,686 [congratulations from crowd] 125 00:05:53,367 --> 00:05:55,323 MAN: You're going to be great! 126 00:05:55,333 --> 00:06:10,869 [chattering] 127 00:06:10,879 --> 00:06:12,644 -Hi Phoebe, how are you? 128 00:06:12,653 --> 00:06:12,826 Hi Marilyn. 129 00:06:13,507 --> 00:06:13,679 How are you? 130 00:06:13,689 --> 00:06:14,581 -Hi George. 131 00:06:14,581 --> 00:06:14,744 -Hey, Jack. 132 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:16,384 How you doing? 133 00:06:19,299 --> 00:06:20,412 [women talking in background] 134 00:06:20,421 --> 00:06:25,092 -Uh, excuse me? 135 00:06:25,102 --> 00:06:28,976 [women talking in background] 136 00:06:28,986 --> 00:06:30,002 -Uh, miss? 137 00:06:30,012 --> 00:06:30,942 -Good morning, sir. 138 00:06:30,952 --> 00:06:31,796 May I help you? 139 00:06:31,796 --> 00:06:32,007 -Well, yeah, I hope so. 140 00:06:32,688 --> 00:06:35,565 Uh, miss, I've got this charge on my telephone bill 141 00:06:35,574 --> 00:06:38,682 for a long distance call to Ha-- for a long distance call 142 00:06:38,691 --> 00:06:40,360 to Honolulu. 143 00:06:40,370 --> 00:06:41,597 Uh, I don't think anyone in North Crawford 144 00:06:42,278 --> 00:06:45,289 has ever called Honolulu, or ever will, for that matter. 145 00:06:45,299 --> 00:06:46,133 -I'm very sorry, sir. 146 00:06:46,133 --> 00:06:48,205 The company has just installed new automatic billing machines, 147 00:06:48,214 --> 00:06:50,113 and we don't have all the bugs out yet. 148 00:06:50,113 --> 00:06:50,228 -Oh. 149 00:06:50,909 --> 00:06:51,188 -Occasionally they make mistakes. 150 00:06:51,868 --> 00:06:53,854 I'll take this charge right off your bill. 151 00:06:53,854 --> 00:06:53,998 -Oh. 152 00:06:53,998 --> 00:06:54,841 Well, that's a relief. 153 00:06:54,851 --> 00:06:55,983 I thought I was going to have a real hassle getting 154 00:06:56,664 --> 00:06:56,942 this thing straightened out. 155 00:06:57,623 --> 00:06:59,819 You know, I've dealt with those computers before. 156 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:00,663 -Oh, no, sir. 157 00:07:00,663 --> 00:07:01,545 This will just take a second. 158 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,655 If you can wait, I'll give you a credit memo. 159 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:07,299 -I haven't seen you around North Crawford before, have I? 160 00:07:07,309 --> 00:07:07,472 -No, sir. 161 00:07:07,472 --> 00:07:10,234 I just arrived with the new automatic billing machines. 162 00:07:10,244 --> 00:07:11,308 -Well, that's an improvement. 163 00:07:11,308 --> 00:07:14,204 [laugh] I guess as long as people come along 164 00:07:14,885 --> 00:07:17,935 with the machines, then we've got nothing to worry about. 165 00:07:17,945 --> 00:07:20,764 It's-- it's when the machines start delivering themselves 166 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:25,464 that, uh-- that, uh, people had better start worrying. 167 00:07:25,473 --> 00:07:26,538 -Oh. 168 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,439 GEORGE: Ah. 169 00:07:34,277 --> 00:07:35,188 Uh, excuse me. 170 00:07:35,188 --> 00:07:38,861 Um, have you-- have you ever acted? 171 00:07:41,873 --> 00:07:44,894 Uh, what do you do with the machine? 172 00:07:45,575 --> 00:07:48,711 -Well, I teach the local girls how to operate them. 173 00:07:48,711 --> 00:07:49,497 GEORGE: Ah. 174 00:07:49,507 --> 00:07:51,444 How long are you going to be in North Crawford? 175 00:07:51,444 --> 00:07:52,566 -I stay in each place eight weeks, sir. 176 00:07:53,247 --> 00:07:54,484 Then I take a new machine to a new town. 177 00:07:55,165 --> 00:07:56,287 -Well, see, the reason I'm asking 178 00:07:56,287 --> 00:07:59,279 is-- uh, well, I've got into this idea. 179 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:01,198 You see, we-- we're having auditions 180 00:08:01,878 --> 00:08:02,157 for our dramatic club. 181 00:08:02,837 --> 00:08:03,116 We're doing a new play. 182 00:08:03,797 --> 00:08:05,849 And, uh, why don't you come over? 183 00:08:05,858 --> 00:08:08,755 There's a part in there that'd be perfect for you. 184 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:13,473 -I've been going from town to town for two years. 185 00:08:13,483 --> 00:08:14,519 That's the very first time anyone 186 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:18,268 has ever approached me about participating in a community 187 00:08:18,278 --> 00:08:18,460 thing. 188 00:08:19,141 --> 00:08:19,237 There 189 00:08:19,247 --> 00:08:21,098 -There isn't any other way to get 190 00:08:21,107 --> 00:08:24,943 to know a lot of nice people faster than being in a play. 191 00:08:24,953 --> 00:08:27,092 Uh, my name's George Johnson. 192 00:08:27,773 --> 00:08:28,962 Oh. [laugh] 193 00:08:28,971 --> 00:08:29,959 -Helene Shaw. 194 00:08:29,969 --> 00:08:30,688 Oh. 195 00:08:30,698 --> 00:08:31,791 Well, it's so nice to meet you. 196 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:31,887 Anyway. 197 00:08:32,568 --> 00:08:33,613 The auditions are this Saturday. 198 00:08:33,623 --> 00:08:34,486 We'd all like you to come. 199 00:08:34,495 --> 00:08:36,481 They're at the school library-- 12 o'clock sharp. 200 00:08:36,490 --> 00:08:39,444 -Well, I-- I just might show up and surprise you. 201 00:08:39,444 --> 00:08:40,355 GEORGE: Oh. 202 00:08:40,355 --> 00:08:41,477 -And myself. 203 00:08:42,158 --> 00:08:43,261 [laugh] 204 00:08:43,347 --> 00:08:44,163 -Hey, Clyde. 205 00:08:44,172 --> 00:08:46,272 Whoa. 206 00:08:46,953 --> 00:08:47,126 -George. 207 00:08:47,136 --> 00:08:47,231 -Oh, yeah. 208 00:08:47,912 --> 00:08:48,095 Oh, hi, Albert. 209 00:08:48,104 --> 00:08:49,015 -George, I'm glad I caught you. 210 00:08:49,025 --> 00:08:49,150 -Oh yeah? 211 00:08:49,830 --> 00:08:50,003 I'm in a hurry. 212 00:08:50,013 --> 00:08:50,953 -There's something I gotta show you. 213 00:08:50,953 --> 00:08:51,844 -OK, but I'm in a hurry, Albert. 214 00:08:51,854 --> 00:08:52,027 -Wait for it. 215 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:52,803 -What? 216 00:08:52,813 --> 00:08:52,986 -Stella! 217 00:08:53,667 --> 00:08:53,945 -Oh, lord. 218 00:08:54,626 --> 00:08:54,750 Oh, hey, listen. 219 00:08:54,760 --> 00:08:56,544 I'm glad you're working so hard on the character, Albert. 220 00:08:56,553 --> 00:08:56,707 Wait. 221 00:08:56,707 --> 00:08:57,551 I've got something else. 222 00:08:57,560 --> 00:09:00,409 Wait and see-- Eunice, I want my girl to come down with me. 223 00:09:00,418 --> 00:09:00,572 Eunice! 224 00:09:00,581 --> 00:09:01,464 I can do it-- 225 00:09:01,473 --> 00:09:01,617 -Ah, ba-ba-ba-ba. 226 00:09:02,298 --> 00:09:05,223 Uh, we're just kidding around, folks-- just kidding around. 227 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:05,396 Listen. 228 00:09:05,405 --> 00:09:08,071 I already told you-- Harry's playing Stanley, all right? 229 00:09:08,071 --> 00:09:09,289 -I admit Harry's pretty good and all of that, 230 00:09:09,970 --> 00:09:13,039 but there are some parts others are better-suited to play. 231 00:09:13,049 --> 00:09:13,126 -OK. 232 00:09:13,806 --> 00:09:14,065 Now, listen to me, Albert. 233 00:09:14,065 --> 00:09:17,815 In the past year, Harry has played Captain Queeg. 234 00:09:17,825 --> 00:09:18,726 He's played Abe Lincoln. 235 00:09:18,736 --> 00:09:21,594 He's played the young architect in "The Moon is Blue." 236 00:09:21,594 --> 00:09:23,665 He's played Doc in "Come Back, Little Sheba," 237 00:09:23,675 --> 00:09:25,497 and he's played Cyrano de Bergerac. 238 00:09:25,507 --> 00:09:26,552 That's a pretty good cross-section, 239 00:09:27,233 --> 00:09:27,463 wouldn't you say, Albert? 240 00:09:27,473 --> 00:09:29,247 -I've had a few credits too, you know. 241 00:09:29,257 --> 00:09:29,429 -Oh, I know. 242 00:09:30,110 --> 00:09:30,388 Listen-- but I've gotta go, Albert. 243 00:09:31,069 --> 00:09:31,213 I really do. 244 00:09:31,223 --> 00:09:32,076 Harry. 245 00:09:35,011 --> 00:09:36,823 Harry? 246 00:09:36,833 --> 00:09:37,082 Vern? 247 00:09:41,619 --> 00:09:41,753 Lydia? 248 00:09:41,763 --> 00:09:43,796 Anybody? 249 00:09:43,796 --> 00:09:50,317 HARRY: [counting] 250 00:09:50,317 --> 00:09:51,228 -Harry? 251 00:09:51,228 --> 00:09:52,254 Oh, Harry. 252 00:09:52,264 --> 00:09:53,405 -60, 80. 253 00:09:54,086 --> 00:09:57,059 [counts under breath] 55, 56-- 254 00:10:00,819 --> 00:10:01,778 -[clears throat] 255 00:10:01,778 --> 00:10:04,674 -Vern and Lydia aren't here, George. 256 00:10:04,684 --> 00:10:06,592 -Oh, well, I really came to see you, Harry. 257 00:10:06,602 --> 00:10:14,504 Uh, hey, um-- that was some fine performance last night, Harry. 258 00:10:15,185 --> 00:10:18,129 -Vern and Lydia aren't here. 259 00:10:18,129 --> 00:10:19,069 [crash] 260 00:10:19,079 --> 00:10:22,177 -Oh, uh-- uh. 261 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:23,989 -I'll take care of it. 262 00:10:23,999 --> 00:10:28,631 -Anyway, I suppose you've heard about the, uh-- the next play. 263 00:10:30,683 --> 00:10:32,726 [laugh] They asked me to direct, Harry. 264 00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:36,495 And I-- I know you've only worked with Doris before, uh, 265 00:10:36,495 --> 00:10:39,420 so I hope that isn't a problem. 266 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:41,290 You've seen me act, Harry. 267 00:10:41,290 --> 00:10:48,051 Uh, directing can only be a step up, you know? [laugh] That club 268 00:10:48,051 --> 00:10:48,876 needs you, Harry. 269 00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:51,648 I mean, actually, I need you, Harry. 270 00:10:51,648 --> 00:10:53,825 I don't even know if I can direct traffic, 271 00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:55,733 let alone a play. 272 00:10:55,743 --> 00:10:59,349 Would you consider playing the lead in this one, Harry? 273 00:11:06,014 --> 00:11:07,031 -Who am I this time? 274 00:11:09,966 --> 00:11:11,068 -Ah. 275 00:11:11,068 --> 00:11:15,835 -I'm not sure it would have made any difference where-- where I 276 00:11:15,844 --> 00:11:16,612 saw him. 277 00:11:16,621 --> 00:11:19,719 -Now don't say it was one of those mysterious electric 278 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:20,582 things between people. 279 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:22,596 If you do, I'll laugh right in your face. 280 00:11:23,277 --> 00:11:27,152 -I am not going to say anything more at all about it 281 00:11:27,161 --> 00:11:28,187 -All right, then. 282 00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:28,350 Don't. 283 00:11:29,031 --> 00:11:32,081 -But there are things that happen between a man and a-- 284 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:32,187 -Uh, Minnie. 285 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:33,078 Minnie, thanks. 286 00:11:33,078 --> 00:11:34,066 That's-- thank you so much. 287 00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,025 Thank you. 288 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:36,972 -Uh, George, are you going to have my, uh, storm windows 289 00:11:36,982 --> 00:11:37,835 ready next week? 290 00:11:37,845 --> 00:11:40,799 You know, the least expensive ones we talked about? 291 00:11:40,799 --> 00:11:43,599 -Uh, the, uh, the plain aluminium triple-track? 292 00:11:43,609 --> 00:11:44,424 -Right, George. 293 00:11:44,433 --> 00:11:44,549 I 294 00:11:44,558 --> 00:11:44,654 -Yeah. 295 00:11:45,335 --> 00:11:46,294 I'll have it-- I'll have it taken care of. 296 00:11:46,304 --> 00:11:46,438 Yeah. 297 00:11:46,447 --> 00:11:47,445 Minnie, you want to send the next one in for me? 298 00:11:47,454 --> 00:11:48,212 -Right. 299 00:11:48,222 --> 00:11:48,356 Sure. 300 00:11:48,366 --> 00:11:49,171 Thanks, George. 301 00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:52,077 -Well, we've got our Blanches. 302 00:11:52,087 --> 00:11:53,966 -[sigh] 303 00:11:53,976 --> 00:11:58,925 -He had his nose smashed in by our wedding night. 304 00:11:58,925 --> 00:11:59,740 - --ain't you? 305 00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:01,658 Well, I ought to go home pretty soon. 306 00:12:01,658 --> 00:12:01,821 -Shut up. 307 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:02,876 MAN: I've got a sick mother. [inaudible]. 308 00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,619 [ACTORS PRACTICING LINES IN BACKGROUND] 309 00:12:08,496 --> 00:12:10,356 -Next. 310 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:12,188 [knocking] 311 00:12:12,437 --> 00:12:13,320 -Come in. 312 00:12:13,329 --> 00:12:13,425 -Harry? 313 00:12:14,106 --> 00:12:15,343 -You told me you were having tryouts. 314 00:12:16,024 --> 00:12:18,029 -Uh, yeah, but I didn't mean you, Harry. 315 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,180 -Now, George, don't you think Harry 316 00:12:19,860 --> 00:12:21,951 should get a chance, just like all the others? 317 00:12:21,961 --> 00:12:23,016 No favorites. 318 00:12:23,697 --> 00:12:23,869 Right, Harry? 319 00:12:23,879 --> 00:12:24,924 -Right. 320 00:12:24,934 --> 00:12:25,711 -Oh, yeah. 321 00:12:25,720 --> 00:12:27,801 You're absolutely right, Doris. 322 00:12:27,811 --> 00:12:28,559 Yeah. 323 00:12:28,559 --> 00:12:29,729 If you don't mind waiting a while, Harry. 324 00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:31,532 Uh, why don't you go out in the hall 325 00:12:31,532 --> 00:12:33,479 and study your scripts some more, OK? 326 00:12:33,488 --> 00:12:34,342 -Thanks. 327 00:12:34,352 --> 00:12:34,505 -Harry. 328 00:12:34,505 --> 00:12:39,176 Did you happen to see a pretty new girl out there? 329 00:12:39,185 --> 00:12:40,163 -I didn't notice. 330 00:12:43,942 --> 00:12:44,115 -That's amazing. 331 00:12:44,796 --> 00:12:45,074 He always acts like there's some doubt 332 00:12:45,755 --> 00:12:46,033 he's going to get a part in the play. 333 00:12:46,714 --> 00:12:47,864 -I wouldn't care if he auditioned standing 334 00:12:47,874 --> 00:12:49,869 on his head, as long as he keeps on giving us 335 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:51,633 those performances of his. 336 00:12:51,643 --> 00:12:54,434 -Yeah, but I can't even get a two-way conversation 337 00:12:54,443 --> 00:12:55,537 going with him. 338 00:12:55,546 --> 00:12:56,582 [knocking] 339 00:12:57,263 --> 00:12:57,340 Oh. 340 00:12:57,349 --> 00:12:59,267 Miss Shaw. 341 00:12:59,277 --> 00:12:59,450 Hi. 342 00:12:59,459 --> 00:13:00,274 Hi. 343 00:13:00,284 --> 00:13:01,377 Excuse me, Doris. 344 00:13:02,058 --> 00:13:02,240 Come on in. 345 00:13:02,250 --> 00:13:03,286 Oh, am I delighted to see you. 346 00:13:03,295 --> 00:13:06,009 -Well, I told you that I might surprise both of us. 347 00:13:06,009 --> 00:13:08,033 -Well, I'm delightfully surprised. 348 00:13:08,043 --> 00:13:10,009 Come on in. 349 00:13:10,690 --> 00:13:11,677 Uh, Doris, I-- I'm sorry. 350 00:13:11,687 --> 00:13:13,663 What's your first name again? 351 00:13:13,672 --> 00:13:13,826 -Helene. 352 00:13:13,826 --> 00:13:14,718 -I want you to meet Helene Shaw. 353 00:13:14,727 --> 00:13:15,552 DORIS: Hello there. 354 00:13:15,552 --> 00:13:16,722 -I thought she'd be perfect-- perfect for the part of Stella, 355 00:13:17,403 --> 00:13:17,489 right? 356 00:13:17,499 --> 00:13:17,681 DORIS: Hmm. 357 00:13:18,362 --> 00:13:18,525 -Oh, uh, listen. 358 00:13:18,525 --> 00:13:21,421 Why don't yo u just read, uh, the-- the scene here, OK? 359 00:13:21,431 --> 00:13:25,209 And, uh, Doris will read the part of Blanche. 360 00:13:25,219 --> 00:13:26,245 All right? 361 00:13:31,980 --> 00:13:35,797 -I'm not sure it would have made any difference where I met him. 362 00:13:35,807 --> 00:13:38,550 DORIS: If you say it was one of those mysterious electric 363 00:13:38,559 --> 00:13:42,405 things between people, I'll laugh right in your face. 364 00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:46,193 HELENE: I'm not going to say anything more at all about it. 365 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:47,162 -All right, then. 366 00:13:47,172 --> 00:13:48,188 Don't. 367 00:13:48,198 --> 00:13:49,186 -But there are things that happen 368 00:13:49,195 --> 00:13:52,206 between a man and a woman in the dark that sort of make 369 00:13:52,887 --> 00:13:54,997 everything else seem unimportant. 370 00:13:55,007 --> 00:13:57,865 -Helene, dear, passion. 371 00:13:57,874 --> 00:13:59,649 Passion, Helene. 372 00:13:59,658 --> 00:14:01,797 Stella is a very passionate girl. 373 00:14:02,478 --> 00:14:06,554 She needs someone like Stanley in order to feel alive. 374 00:14:06,563 --> 00:14:09,239 The animal in him excites her! 375 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,108 -I'll try it again. 376 00:14:15,108 --> 00:14:17,055 DORIS: Please, with a little more feeling. 377 00:14:17,065 --> 00:14:21,879 Now, pretend George is Stanley, and that you love him 378 00:14:21,889 --> 00:14:24,660 very passionately. 379 00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:29,590 On second thought, just try to imagine Stanley. 380 00:14:29,590 --> 00:14:30,328 Now. 381 00:14:30,338 --> 00:14:32,486 Let's take it from where we left off. 382 00:14:33,167 --> 00:14:38,231 What you are talking about is brutal desire-- just desire. 383 00:14:38,240 --> 00:14:40,859 The name of that rattletrap old streetcar 384 00:14:40,859 --> 00:14:42,077 that bangs through the water quarter, 385 00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:45,894 up one old narrow street and down another. 386 00:14:45,894 --> 00:14:47,677 Well, all right, dear. 387 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:48,790 Read the lines. 388 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:49,749 -Oh, yeah. 389 00:14:50,430 --> 00:14:54,535 Um, haven't you ever ridden that streetcar? 390 00:14:54,544 --> 00:14:57,316 DORIS: It brought me here, where I'm not wanted 391 00:14:57,325 --> 00:15:00,087 and where I'm ashamed to be. 392 00:15:00,087 --> 00:15:02,149 -Then don't you think your superior altitude 393 00:15:02,149 --> 00:15:03,933 is a bit out of place? 394 00:15:03,943 --> 00:15:07,769 -That's attitude, dear. 395 00:15:07,779 --> 00:15:08,700 -Oh. 396 00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:09,735 Oh, yes. 397 00:15:09,745 --> 00:15:09,889 Attitude. 398 00:15:10,570 --> 00:15:14,435 -I am not being or feeling at all superior, Stella. 399 00:15:14,444 --> 00:15:15,480 Believe me. 400 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:16,487 It's just this. 401 00:15:16,487 --> 00:15:18,280 This is the way I look at. 402 00:15:18,290 --> 00:15:21,397 A man like that is someone to go out with once, 403 00:15:22,078 --> 00:15:26,998 twice-- three times, when the devil is in you. 404 00:15:27,008 --> 00:15:27,919 But live with? 405 00:15:27,928 --> 00:15:29,779 Have a child by? 406 00:15:29,789 --> 00:15:31,947 -I have told you I love him. 407 00:15:32,628 --> 00:15:33,663 GEORGE: Uh, Helene? 408 00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:35,562 Uh, excuse me, Doris. 409 00:15:38,641 --> 00:15:43,417 Uh, may I ask you a personal question? 410 00:15:43,426 --> 00:15:45,162 -All right. 411 00:15:45,162 --> 00:15:46,150 -Have you ever been in love? 412 00:15:46,160 --> 00:15:49,094 What-- what I was thinking is that, if you remember 413 00:15:49,094 --> 00:15:50,993 some old love, you know, that you had, 414 00:15:51,003 --> 00:15:54,925 then it might help to bring some warmth into your acting. 415 00:15:54,935 --> 00:15:57,611 -Well, I travel around a lot, you know, 416 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:00,718 and, um, and practically all the men in the companies 417 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:02,358 that I visit-- they're all married. 418 00:16:02,368 --> 00:16:05,465 And I'm never in town long enough to meet any 419 00:16:05,475 --> 00:16:07,316 of the people who aren't. 420 00:16:07,316 --> 00:16:09,196 -Uh, what about school? 421 00:16:09,205 --> 00:16:12,169 Like puppy love, and all the other kinds of love in school? 422 00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:14,145 -Well, even in school I moved around a lot, 423 00:16:14,825 --> 00:16:16,024 because my father was a construction worker 424 00:16:16,034 --> 00:16:17,875 and he was always following jobs around. 425 00:16:17,885 --> 00:16:21,587 And I was always saying hello or goodbye to some place. 426 00:16:25,557 --> 00:16:29,307 Um, would movie stars count? 427 00:16:29,317 --> 00:16:30,343 I mean, not in real life. 428 00:16:30,352 --> 00:16:31,129 I never met any. 429 00:16:31,139 --> 00:16:34,093 But, I mean, to step on the screen? 430 00:16:34,102 --> 00:16:36,087 -I guess that's love of a kind. 431 00:16:36,087 --> 00:16:40,039 -Because I used to sit through movies over and over again, 432 00:16:40,720 --> 00:16:41,957 you know, and pretend that I was married 433 00:16:42,638 --> 00:16:45,678 to whoever the-- the man movie star was. 434 00:16:45,678 --> 00:16:45,793 -[laugh] 435 00:16:46,474 --> 00:16:47,701 -They were the only people that ever went with us. 436 00:16:47,711 --> 00:16:51,451 No matter where we went, those movie stars were always there. 437 00:16:51,461 --> 00:16:52,314 -Yeah. 438 00:16:52,324 --> 00:16:54,338 Well, uh, listen. 439 00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,179 Uh, thanks, Helene. 440 00:16:56,179 --> 00:16:58,059 It's-- thank you for coming by. 441 00:16:58,069 --> 00:17:00,946 And we'll let you know what we decide, all right? 442 00:17:00,955 --> 00:17:02,029 Thank you. 443 00:17:05,914 --> 00:17:09,731 -Thanks very much for letting me try out. 444 00:17:09,740 --> 00:17:11,668 -Oh, you're welcome, dear. 445 00:17:21,086 --> 00:17:23,896 -You finally find your Stella and it turns out 446 00:17:23,896 --> 00:17:26,792 she doesn't know what Helene is. 447 00:17:26,801 --> 00:17:27,751 HELENE: [crying] 448 00:17:27,761 --> 00:17:29,631 GEORGE: Helene. 449 00:17:29,640 --> 00:17:31,683 What's the matter, dear? 450 00:17:31,693 --> 00:17:32,786 -I'm terrible, aren't I? 451 00:17:33,467 --> 00:17:33,553 -No. 452 00:17:33,563 --> 00:17:34,637 No, you're not. 453 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:35,615 You're fine. 454 00:17:35,625 --> 00:17:36,411 -No I'm not. 455 00:17:36,411 --> 00:17:36,622 It was awful. 456 00:17:37,303 --> 00:17:37,495 I-- 457 00:17:37,504 --> 00:17:38,329 -You were really-- 458 00:17:38,329 --> 00:17:40,324 - --like I was a walking icebox or something. 459 00:17:40,334 --> 00:17:43,335 -Oh, nobody could look at you and say that, dearie. 460 00:17:44,016 --> 00:17:47,968 -When people get to know me, that's when they do say it. 461 00:17:47,968 --> 00:17:49,953 I don't want to be the way that I am. 462 00:17:49,962 --> 00:17:50,845 I just can't help it. 463 00:17:50,845 --> 00:17:55,745 I feel like I'm in-- well, when I get to know somebody nice, 464 00:17:55,755 --> 00:17:58,661 you know, and-- like, in real life-- 465 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:06,352 I feel like I'm in some kind of a bottle, as thought I can't 466 00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:11,052 touch that person, no matter how hard I try. 467 00:18:11,061 --> 00:18:12,107 I know what this play's about. 468 00:18:12,788 --> 00:18:13,986 I know what Stella's feeling. 469 00:18:13,996 --> 00:18:16,739 I-- I know why she feels it. 470 00:18:16,739 --> 00:18:19,520 I just-- I-- I-- 471 00:18:19,520 --> 00:18:19,779 -You what, dear? 472 00:18:20,460 --> 00:18:23,605 -I-- I just-- I don't know how to begin. 473 00:18:23,615 --> 00:18:24,517 DORIS: Oh, Helene. 474 00:18:24,526 --> 00:18:25,293 GEORGE: Oh-- 475 00:18:25,303 --> 00:18:28,257 -Are you ready for me yet, George? 476 00:18:28,266 --> 00:18:30,328 There's nobody else outside. 477 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:31,192 -Harry, come here. 478 00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:33,148 I'm-- I'm sorry I kept you waiting, Harry. 479 00:18:33,158 --> 00:18:33,915 Excuse me. 480 00:18:33,925 --> 00:18:36,083 Uh, Harry, this is Helene Shaw. 481 00:18:36,764 --> 00:18:37,962 Helene, this is Harry Nash. 482 00:18:37,972 --> 00:18:40,734 Uh, now, if you get the part of Stella, 483 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:42,719 he'll be your husband in the play. 484 00:18:55,944 --> 00:19:00,001 Say, I, uh, I wonder if, uh, if you two would 485 00:19:00,011 --> 00:19:03,808 read a scene for me from this play, all right? 486 00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:04,854 Right here. 487 00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:06,571 Do that? 488 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,491 -Sure. 489 00:19:07,501 --> 00:19:07,683 GEORGE: Huh? 490 00:19:07,693 --> 00:19:09,438 -If Stella's game. 491 00:19:09,438 --> 00:19:10,378 -Huh? 492 00:19:10,388 --> 00:19:10,541 -Stella. 493 00:19:10,541 --> 00:19:13,226 Stella-- that's you. 494 00:19:13,226 --> 00:19:14,415 Stella's my wife. 495 00:19:41,978 --> 00:19:44,175 And where's the money, if the place got sold? 496 00:19:44,855 --> 00:19:46,093 -Oh, not sold-- lost. 497 00:19:46,774 --> 00:19:46,889 Lost. 498 00:19:46,889 --> 00:19:47,915 -Open your eyes to this stuff. 499 00:19:47,924 --> 00:19:51,684 You think she got this out of teacher's pay? 500 00:19:51,684 --> 00:19:51,847 -Hush. 501 00:19:52,528 --> 00:19:53,755 -Look at these feathers and furs she 502 00:19:53,765 --> 00:19:55,625 come here to preen herself in! 503 00:19:55,635 --> 00:19:56,575 What is this? 504 00:19:56,575 --> 00:19:59,270 A solid gold dress, I believe. 505 00:19:59,279 --> 00:19:59,519 And this? 506 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,437 What is these, here, fox pieces? 507 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,225 Genuine fox fur pieces a half a mile long. 508 00:20:05,235 --> 00:20:05,974 -No. 509 00:20:05,974 --> 00:20:07,124 Those are inexpensive summer furs 510 00:20:07,124 --> 00:20:10,021 that, um, Blanche has had a long time. 511 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:11,757 -I got an acquaintance that deals 512 00:20:11,766 --> 00:20:12,716 in this sort of merchandise. 513 00:20:12,725 --> 00:20:13,809 I'll have him here to appraise it. 514 00:20:13,818 --> 00:20:15,823 I'm willing to bet you there's thousands 515 00:20:16,504 --> 00:20:17,741 of dollars invested in this stuff here. 516 00:20:18,422 --> 00:20:19,659 -Don't be such an idiot, Stan. 517 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:20,465 -And this. 518 00:20:20,474 --> 00:20:20,618 What is this, here? 519 00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:22,536 The treasure chest of a pirate? 520 00:20:23,217 --> 00:20:23,495 -Stanley. 521 00:20:24,176 --> 00:20:24,320 -Pearls! 522 00:20:24,330 --> 00:20:26,142 Ropes of them! 523 00:20:26,152 --> 00:20:29,086 What is this sister of yours, a deep sea diver? 524 00:20:29,086 --> 00:20:30,189 -Be still, Stanley. 525 00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,935 -And diamonds. 526 00:20:31,944 --> 00:20:33,086 A crown for an empress. 527 00:20:33,767 --> 00:20:34,045 -It's a rhinestone tiara. 528 00:20:34,726 --> 00:20:36,692 She wore it to a costume ball. 529 00:20:36,701 --> 00:20:36,922 -Are you kidding? 530 00:20:37,603 --> 00:20:38,821 I've got an acquaintance works in a jewelry store. 531 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,739 I'll have him in here to appraise this. 532 00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:43,491 Here's our plantation, or what's left of it, here. 533 00:20:43,501 --> 00:20:45,553 -You have no idea how stupid and horrid you're being. 534 00:20:46,253 --> 00:20:48,191 Now, close that trunk before she comes out the bathroom. 535 00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:49,130 Now, I'm going to go outside, and I 536 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,173 want you to come with me while Blanche is getting dressed. 537 00:20:51,183 --> 00:20:53,158 -Since when do you give me orders? 538 00:20:53,158 --> 00:20:55,988 -Are you going to stay here and insult her? 539 00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:58,769 -You're damn tootin' I'm going to stay here! 540 00:21:02,538 --> 00:21:02,806 -You are not! 541 00:21:02,816 --> 00:21:05,549 You-- you animal! 542 00:21:05,559 --> 00:21:06,393 -Animal? 543 00:21:06,393 --> 00:21:06,652 HELENE: Yes! 544 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:09,414 -I'll teach you! 545 00:21:09,414 --> 00:21:10,325 HELENE: Ah! 546 00:21:10,325 --> 00:21:11,447 - --animal, you! 547 00:21:12,128 --> 00:21:13,269 -Don't you dare call me names! 548 00:21:13,279 --> 00:21:14,324 -I'll call you what I like. 549 00:21:15,005 --> 00:21:16,242 HELENE: No you won't, and you-- 550 00:21:16,923 --> 00:21:17,048 -Stupid! 551 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:17,882 -Ah! 552 00:21:17,892 --> 00:21:18,841 Don't you hit me either! 553 00:21:18,851 --> 00:21:20,040 Brute, you, you monster! 554 00:21:20,050 --> 00:21:21,795 [yells] 555 00:21:21,805 --> 00:21:22,889 -George. 556 00:21:22,889 --> 00:21:23,656 -[gasp] 557 00:21:23,656 --> 00:21:24,768 -What do you want? 558 00:21:24,778 --> 00:21:25,766 -[scream] 559 00:21:25,766 --> 00:21:27,617 -Oh, yes, Ms. Galfrid. 560 00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:27,751 I'm sorry. 561 00:21:28,432 --> 00:21:28,643 We're-- we're finished. 562 00:21:28,643 --> 00:21:30,465 Uh, there won't be any more noise. 563 00:21:30,465 --> 00:21:31,424 I'm very sorry. 564 00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:32,268 -Oh! 565 00:21:44,055 --> 00:21:44,918 -Was that all right? 566 00:21:44,927 --> 00:21:50,624 -Oh, uh, for a first reading, that wasn't too bad, Harry. 567 00:21:50,634 --> 00:21:51,487 Yeah. 568 00:21:57,452 --> 00:22:00,157 Is there a chance I get the part? 569 00:22:00,167 --> 00:22:04,108 -Uh, I think we can safely say that we're-- we're leaning 570 00:22:04,118 --> 00:22:06,794 powerfully in your direction, Harry. 571 00:22:11,589 --> 00:22:11,800 Helene. 572 00:22:15,425 --> 00:22:17,535 Miss Shaw. 573 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:18,302 -Huh. 574 00:22:18,312 --> 00:22:20,354 -Uh, the part of Stella is yours. 575 00:22:20,364 --> 00:22:22,416 You were just great. 576 00:22:23,097 --> 00:22:26,109 -I had no idea you had that much fire in you. 577 00:22:27,950 --> 00:22:31,000 Skyrockets, pinwheels, Roman candles. 578 00:22:34,606 --> 00:22:36,524 -Uh, Helene. 579 00:22:38,442 --> 00:22:41,338 You have my permission to go. 580 00:22:41,338 --> 00:22:42,460 -Oh. 581 00:22:42,470 --> 00:22:43,304 OK. 582 00:22:54,794 --> 00:22:59,570 -Well, she's certainly not in that bottle anymore. 583 00:22:59,579 --> 00:23:00,615 MAN: He's OK, now. 584 00:23:00,615 --> 00:23:00,778 MAN: Oh, sure. 585 00:23:01,459 --> 00:23:01,641 My boy's all right. 586 00:23:01,651 --> 00:23:03,463 MAN: Put him on the bed and get a wet towel. 587 00:23:03,473 --> 00:23:06,417 MAN: I think coffee would do him a world of good. 588 00:23:06,417 --> 00:23:08,220 -Oh, my! 589 00:23:08,230 --> 00:23:09,227 MAN: A cold shower. 590 00:23:09,237 --> 00:23:13,006 -Let go of me, you son of a bitch. 591 00:23:13,015 --> 00:23:14,972 -Let's get the hell out of here! 592 00:23:14,981 --> 00:23:18,722 -Poker should not be played in a house with women. 593 00:23:25,454 --> 00:23:26,567 Yes! 594 00:23:26,576 --> 00:23:29,549 I want my girl to come down here. 595 00:23:30,230 --> 00:23:30,441 -Ha. 596 00:23:35,064 --> 00:23:35,984 -Stella! 597 00:23:40,780 --> 00:23:43,676 [sobbing] 598 00:24:38,437 --> 00:24:38,600 GEORGE: OK. 599 00:24:39,281 --> 00:24:39,406 OK. 600 00:24:39,415 --> 00:24:39,559 Terrific. 601 00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:41,295 Good, good, good, good, good. 602 00:24:41,305 --> 00:24:41,477 Harry and Helene. 603 00:24:42,158 --> 00:24:44,124 Listen, you can save something for the actual performance. 604 00:24:44,134 --> 00:24:45,994 You're going to burn yourselves out, all right? 605 00:24:46,004 --> 00:24:47,951 You're going to burn yourselves out. 606 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,085 OK. 607 00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,044 I'll see you at 7:00 tomorrow night. 608 00:24:49,054 --> 00:24:49,830 -All right. 609 00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:50,022 -All right? 610 00:24:50,032 --> 00:24:51,777 -OK. 611 00:24:51,787 --> 00:24:52,746 -Good rehearsal. 612 00:24:52,756 --> 00:24:59,555 [chattering] 613 00:24:59,565 --> 00:25:04,398 -Lydia, do we have a play or do we have a play? 614 00:25:04,408 --> 00:25:05,175 -What play? 615 00:25:05,185 --> 00:25:07,371 There isn't any play going on now. 616 00:25:08,052 --> 00:25:08,282 -What? 617 00:25:08,292 --> 00:25:09,155 -Hey you. 618 00:25:11,936 --> 00:25:13,126 You through with me? 619 00:25:13,806 --> 00:25:14,037 -What? 620 00:25:14,046 --> 00:25:16,827 -(YELLING) Can I go home now? 621 00:25:16,837 --> 00:25:17,882 -Sure, Harry, yeah. 622 00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:24,634 -You aren't directing this play, George. 623 00:25:25,315 --> 00:25:26,303 -What do y-- what are you saying? 624 00:25:26,312 --> 00:25:28,403 What do you mean I'm not directing this play? 625 00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:29,170 Who is? 626 00:25:29,170 --> 00:25:30,177 LYDIA: Mother Nature at her worst. 627 00:25:30,177 --> 00:25:32,306 What's going to happen to that girl when she discovers what 628 00:25:32,987 --> 00:25:37,926 Harry really is, what Harry really isn't? 629 00:25:37,936 --> 00:25:39,844 -I told the phone company that I don't 630 00:25:39,854 --> 00:25:41,695 want to be moved around anymore. 631 00:25:41,705 --> 00:25:41,878 -Really? 632 00:25:41,878 --> 00:25:42,626 -Mhm. 633 00:25:42,635 --> 00:25:44,515 What do you think about that? 634 00:25:44,515 --> 00:25:45,455 -Oh. 635 00:25:45,464 --> 00:25:45,733 What do I think? 636 00:25:46,414 --> 00:25:46,500 -Mhm. 637 00:25:46,510 --> 00:25:49,569 -Well, as club director, I'd say I'm very glad. 638 00:25:50,250 --> 00:25:50,423 -Club director? 639 00:25:50,432 --> 00:25:51,449 What about George Johnson? 640 00:25:51,458 --> 00:25:56,282 -Uh, well, I'd say should you make that kind of decision now? 641 00:25:56,963 --> 00:26:00,876 -George, I feel like my life is just beginning. 642 00:26:00,886 --> 00:26:02,037 I've never been this happy. 643 00:26:02,718 --> 00:26:03,955 -Does Harry know you decided to, uh, stay? 644 00:26:04,636 --> 00:26:06,621 -He's totally preoccupied with learning his lines 645 00:26:06,621 --> 00:26:08,558 and getting into his role and everything. 646 00:26:08,568 --> 00:26:08,712 -Yeah. 647 00:26:08,721 --> 00:26:09,661 If he gets any further into his role, 648 00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:11,570 he'll never get out of it. [laugh] 649 00:26:11,579 --> 00:26:12,308 -[laugh] 650 00:26:12,318 --> 00:26:13,459 -You know, if I had a daughter, I'd 651 00:26:13,468 --> 00:26:15,463 want her to be just like you. 652 00:26:16,144 --> 00:26:17,266 -You're so sweet. 653 00:26:17,266 --> 00:26:19,040 -Thank you, but I mean it. 654 00:26:20,978 --> 00:26:24,987 -If I was your daughter, what advice would you give me? 655 00:26:24,987 --> 00:26:25,773 Oh, advice? 656 00:26:25,783 --> 00:26:29,657 I'd-- I just want you to have what you want to have. 657 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:31,767 Really, that's it. 658 00:26:32,448 --> 00:26:33,503 Goodnight. 659 00:26:33,512 --> 00:26:34,404 -Goodnight. 660 00:26:37,349 --> 00:26:37,521 -All right, now. 661 00:26:38,202 --> 00:26:41,223 When, uh-- when Lydia says, uh-- what? 662 00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:41,357 -What is it? 663 00:26:42,038 --> 00:26:42,220 Is it for me? 664 00:26:42,230 --> 00:26:42,316 -Yeah. 665 00:26:42,997 --> 00:26:43,170 What is it? 666 00:26:43,180 --> 00:26:43,976 Is it for me? 667 00:26:43,976 --> 00:26:45,050 Then Hel-- Helene, dear, please pay attention, all right? 668 00:26:45,059 --> 00:26:46,862 Then Helene, you come down here at that point. 669 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:49,778 And Stanley-- Harry, you go over there, please. 670 00:26:49,778 --> 00:26:50,718 OK? 671 00:26:50,727 --> 00:26:50,861 OK. 672 00:26:50,871 --> 00:26:51,648 Let's see. 673 00:26:51,648 --> 00:26:51,820 What else? 674 00:26:51,830 --> 00:26:52,684 What else is there? 675 00:26:54,592 --> 00:26:55,705 I think I hear a bit of an earthquake. 676 00:26:55,714 --> 00:26:59,397 I wonder if-- oh, that must be Albert's stomach grumbling. 677 00:26:59,406 --> 00:26:59,541 OK. 678 00:26:59,550 --> 00:27:01,238 Let's break. 679 00:27:01,238 --> 00:27:01,497 -OK, everybody. 680 00:27:02,178 --> 00:27:03,367 That's 20 minutes for lunch. 681 00:27:03,377 --> 00:27:04,288 -20 minutes. 682 00:27:07,021 --> 00:27:07,932 GEORGE: Oh. 683 00:27:12,881 --> 00:27:14,732 -You know, Helene, as the leading actors, 684 00:27:14,742 --> 00:27:17,657 we should really get to know one another better. 685 00:27:17,667 --> 00:27:19,508 A friend of mine said-- 686 00:27:19,508 --> 00:27:21,416 -Not right now, Albert. 687 00:27:28,322 --> 00:27:30,009 May I join you? 688 00:27:32,983 --> 00:27:33,836 -Sure. 689 00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:07,422 -Would you-- would you maybe like one of these? 690 00:28:07,431 --> 00:28:07,575 No. 691 00:28:07,585 --> 00:28:08,525 Go ahead. 692 00:28:08,534 --> 00:28:11,296 Really. 693 00:28:11,296 --> 00:28:12,255 -I'll take that. 694 00:28:32,328 --> 00:28:34,246 -[laugh] 695 00:28:35,406 --> 00:28:37,392 Um, mmm! 696 00:28:37,401 --> 00:28:40,269 How about some nice hot soup? 697 00:28:40,278 --> 00:28:42,062 OK? 698 00:28:42,072 --> 00:28:44,891 I mean, really, you should eat much better meals, Harry. 699 00:28:44,901 --> 00:28:47,884 You know, you have to keep up your energy. 700 00:28:47,884 --> 00:28:48,737 Yeah. 701 00:28:52,679 --> 00:28:53,523 Oh. 702 00:29:01,118 --> 00:29:04,245 You know, if-- if, um, I were to stay a little bit longer 703 00:29:04,254 --> 00:29:06,901 in North Crawford, I'd be very glad to make 704 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,091 you some really good meals. 705 00:29:08,772 --> 00:29:10,009 I mean, if you-- if you'd like me to. 706 00:29:10,690 --> 00:29:12,800 I know how you men are about your mom's cooking-- 707 00:29:12,809 --> 00:29:13,567 -[exhale] 708 00:29:13,576 --> 00:29:15,705 - --and everything. 709 00:29:15,715 --> 00:29:16,684 Um-- 710 00:29:16,693 --> 00:29:17,518 -Sorry. 711 00:29:17,518 --> 00:29:18,640 -My mom was a wonderful cook. 712 00:29:19,321 --> 00:29:23,320 She taught me how to cook when I was just a little girl. 713 00:29:25,305 --> 00:29:28,230 I bet your mom's a great cook, huh? 714 00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:29,966 -No. 715 00:29:29,976 --> 00:29:30,897 -Oh, come on. 716 00:29:30,897 --> 00:29:31,098 -I don't know. 717 00:29:31,108 --> 00:29:34,752 -What do you mean you don't know? 718 00:29:34,762 --> 00:29:38,780 -I w-- found. 719 00:29:39,461 --> 00:29:39,729 -Found? 720 00:29:39,739 --> 00:29:44,285 -On the steps of the Unitarian church. 721 00:29:44,294 --> 00:29:46,385 -On the steps? 722 00:29:46,385 --> 00:29:47,277 -I was told. 723 00:30:05,355 --> 00:30:05,480 -No. 724 00:30:05,489 --> 00:30:09,287 Um, there's still-- 725 00:30:09,297 --> 00:30:09,469 -Take that. 726 00:30:10,150 --> 00:30:14,169 -But-- don't-- this is-- it's [inaudible]. 727 00:30:20,853 --> 00:30:21,937 -Oh, this is terrible! 728 00:30:22,618 --> 00:30:24,536 -Absolute lunacy. 729 00:30:24,545 --> 00:30:27,624 [commotion] 730 00:30:27,624 --> 00:30:30,568 --[crying] I want to get out of here! 731 00:30:31,249 --> 00:30:33,253 I want to get out! 732 00:30:33,263 --> 00:30:36,179 -Poker should not be played in a house with women! 733 00:30:36,188 --> 00:30:38,989 -I want my sister's clothes! [inaudible] 734 00:30:38,989 --> 00:30:39,957 to that woman upstairs. 735 00:30:39,967 --> 00:30:41,022 -Where are the clothes? 736 00:30:41,031 --> 00:30:41,885 -OK, great. 737 00:30:41,894 --> 00:30:42,825 Great, great, great. 738 00:30:42,825 --> 00:30:43,995 Lydia, leap up on that line. 739 00:30:44,676 --> 00:30:44,954 Leap up and move. 740 00:30:45,635 --> 00:30:46,642 Helene, magnificent. 741 00:30:46,651 --> 00:30:46,872 Ah. 742 00:30:47,553 --> 00:30:47,764 OK. 743 00:30:47,764 --> 00:30:49,634 Do not block him, all right? 744 00:30:49,634 --> 00:30:49,749 OK. 745 00:30:50,430 --> 00:30:50,555 Thank you. 746 00:30:50,564 --> 00:30:51,514 It looks fantastic. 747 00:30:51,523 --> 00:30:53,355 We've got a hit. 748 00:30:53,365 --> 00:30:56,443 -Everybody be here 6:30 on Thursday, got it? 749 00:31:09,611 --> 00:31:13,447 -These evening rehearsals are tiring, aren't they? 750 00:31:13,456 --> 00:31:16,372 How are you and Harry getting along, Helene? 751 00:31:16,382 --> 00:31:16,535 -Mmm. 752 00:31:16,535 --> 00:31:19,374 Harry. [laugh] You know, Helene, I once 753 00:31:19,383 --> 00:31:21,397 played Ann Rutledge opposite Harry. 754 00:31:22,078 --> 00:31:23,248 He was Abraham Lincoln. 755 00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:25,233 -Oh, that must have been heaven. 756 00:31:25,914 --> 00:31:26,960 -It was, in a way. 757 00:31:26,969 --> 00:31:28,053 Sometimes I'd get so caught up I'd 758 00:31:28,063 --> 00:31:31,717 loved Harry like I'd love Abraham Lincoln. 759 00:31:31,726 --> 00:31:33,759 [laugh] I'd have to come back to Earth 760 00:31:33,769 --> 00:31:38,650 and remind myself that he wasn't ever going to free the slaves, 761 00:31:38,660 --> 00:31:42,496 that he was just a clerk in my husband's hardware store. 762 00:31:43,177 --> 00:31:45,182 -He's the most marvelous man I've ever met. 763 00:31:45,191 --> 00:31:47,186 -One thing you have to get set for when you're 764 00:31:47,196 --> 00:31:50,005 in a play with Harry is what happens 765 00:31:50,005 --> 00:31:51,847 after the last performance. 766 00:31:51,856 --> 00:31:53,046 -What are you talking about? 767 00:31:53,727 --> 00:31:57,783 -Once the play is over, whatever you thought Harry was just 768 00:31:57,793 --> 00:31:59,759 evaporates into thin air. 769 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:03,461 -[laugh] I don't believe you. 770 00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:07,153 -Well, I admit it's hard to believe. 771 00:32:07,163 --> 00:32:08,199 -What are you telling me for? 772 00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:10,212 Why do you think that I care? 773 00:32:10,222 --> 00:32:14,998 -I don't know, I just thought you might find it interesting. 774 00:32:15,008 --> 00:32:15,967 -Well, I don't. 775 00:32:39,799 --> 00:32:41,957 -Two minutes to curtain, everybody-- two minutes 776 00:32:42,638 --> 00:32:42,820 to curtain! 777 00:32:42,829 --> 00:32:43,817 Everybody in their spot. 778 00:32:43,827 --> 00:32:45,687 -It sounds like-- 779 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:46,752 -I didn't hear your name. 780 00:32:47,433 --> 00:32:48,469 -My name's not on the sign. 781 00:32:48,478 --> 00:32:49,428 -George-- 782 00:32:49,437 --> 00:32:51,336 -I didn't [inaudible] on the sign. 783 00:32:51,336 --> 00:32:51,538 -Oh, yeah. 784 00:32:51,547 --> 00:32:52,314 Fine. 785 00:32:52,324 --> 00:32:52,497 Great. 786 00:32:52,506 --> 00:32:53,254 That's-- 787 00:32:53,254 --> 00:33:03,832 [chattering] 788 00:33:03,842 --> 00:33:06,633 -It's going to get hung up if you move it that way. 789 00:33:06,633 --> 00:33:06,892 [chattering] 790 00:33:07,573 --> 00:33:08,532 -Just move it in there. 791 00:33:08,541 --> 00:33:09,491 It's going to get hung up. 792 00:33:09,500 --> 00:33:09,702 I'm telling you. 793 00:33:09,702 --> 00:33:10,584 -All right. 794 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:41,225 -Well, George. 795 00:33:41,235 --> 00:33:43,086 This is your big night. 796 00:33:43,096 --> 00:33:43,230 -Oh. 797 00:33:43,239 --> 00:33:44,975 And we've got a full house. 798 00:33:44,985 --> 00:33:45,158 -Yes. 799 00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:45,253 We have. 800 00:33:45,934 --> 00:33:46,059 -Oh. 801 00:33:46,069 --> 00:33:46,941 -Well, George, break a leg. 802 00:33:46,951 --> 00:33:47,085 -OK. 803 00:33:47,095 --> 00:33:48,092 it both legs. 804 00:34:00,512 --> 00:34:02,449 -Hey there, Stella, baby! 805 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,169 -Don't holler at me like that. 806 00:34:10,169 --> 00:34:11,905 Hi Mitch. 807 00:34:11,915 --> 00:34:12,855 -Catch. 808 00:34:12,855 --> 00:34:14,792 -What? 809 00:34:14,801 --> 00:34:16,672 -This meat. 810 00:34:16,681 --> 00:34:17,727 [laughter] 811 00:34:17,736 --> 00:34:20,623 -Where are you going? 812 00:34:20,623 --> 00:34:21,505 -Bowling. 813 00:34:21,515 --> 00:34:22,522 -Can I come watch? 814 00:34:22,531 --> 00:34:23,385 -Sure. 815 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:29,369 -Blanche! [crying] Oh. 816 00:34:30,050 --> 00:34:30,185 Blanche! 817 00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:30,328 Blanche! 818 00:34:31,009 --> 00:34:31,134 -Stella. 819 00:34:31,144 --> 00:34:33,129 -[crying] 820 00:34:58,965 --> 00:35:01,814 -Move. 821 00:35:01,814 --> 00:35:02,936 Stella. 822 00:35:03,617 --> 00:35:06,772 What are you looking at? 823 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:08,441 Stella. 824 00:35:08,450 --> 00:35:15,211 Come on, baby, don't-- don't do-- Stella, come on. 825 00:35:18,002 --> 00:35:18,204 Stella. 826 00:35:21,848 --> 00:35:24,802 -The name of this game-- Seven-Card Stud. 827 00:35:41,978 --> 00:36:08,064 [applause] 828 00:36:08,074 --> 00:36:08,908 -No, no, really. 829 00:36:08,918 --> 00:36:10,778 -Oh, Helene, you were spectacular. 830 00:36:10,788 --> 00:36:10,989 Goodnight, dear. 831 00:36:10,999 --> 00:36:11,804 -Oh, listen-- OK. 832 00:36:11,814 --> 00:36:12,879 I'll see. you later. 833 00:36:12,879 --> 00:36:15,785 I'm going to see you. 834 00:36:15,794 --> 00:36:16,657 Helene! 835 00:36:20,436 --> 00:36:20,618 -What did I do wrong? 836 00:36:21,299 --> 00:36:24,310 Did I insult him or something? 837 00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:25,212 -Oh, no. 838 00:36:25,221 --> 00:36:25,356 No. 839 00:36:25,365 --> 00:36:26,305 He does that after every performance. 840 00:36:26,305 --> 00:36:29,096 The minute that curtain comes down, he clears out. 841 00:36:29,106 --> 00:36:29,249 He's gone. 842 00:36:29,930 --> 00:36:32,127 That's what we've been trying to tell you. 843 00:36:32,807 --> 00:36:33,086 -What about Saturday? 844 00:36:33,767 --> 00:36:35,723 Will he go to the cast party? 845 00:36:35,733 --> 00:36:35,876 -Oh, no. 846 00:36:35,886 --> 00:36:37,670 Harry never goes to parties-- never. 847 00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:37,823 Never. 848 00:36:37,833 --> 00:36:37,881 It-- 849 00:36:38,562 --> 00:36:39,655 MAN: Helene, you were terrific! 850 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:39,799 -Listen. 851 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:40,758 When that curtain comes down, that's 852 00:36:41,439 --> 00:36:43,578 the last anybody's going to see of him until he turns up 853 00:36:43,587 --> 00:36:45,294 for work on Monday. 854 00:36:45,294 --> 00:36:47,270 -How long has he been this way? 855 00:36:47,279 --> 00:36:49,111 -As long as I can remember. 856 00:36:53,906 --> 00:36:54,117 -How sad. 857 00:36:58,913 --> 00:37:00,620 -Good night, Helene. 858 00:37:05,655 --> 00:37:06,556 -Thanks, Andy. 859 00:37:06,566 --> 00:37:07,362 Goodnight. 860 00:37:07,371 --> 00:37:08,522 -Thanks. 861 00:37:08,532 --> 00:37:09,472 -Bye. 862 00:37:09,481 --> 00:37:12,397 -Well, I'm sure glad when your club starts a new play. 863 00:37:12,406 --> 00:37:13,164 -Why? 864 00:37:13,174 --> 00:37:16,242 -The profits always jump. 865 00:37:16,923 --> 00:37:18,918 -Oh, poor Harry. 866 00:37:18,928 --> 00:37:20,779 -I saw you in the play last night. 867 00:37:20,779 --> 00:37:21,997 Stanley, you were great! 868 00:37:22,678 --> 00:37:22,860 You were great. 869 00:37:22,869 --> 00:37:24,874 -You can come break my plates any time, Stanley. 870 00:37:25,555 --> 00:37:26,514 -[laugh] 871 00:37:26,706 --> 00:37:27,540 -Oh. 872 00:37:30,484 --> 00:37:31,587 -Hello, Harry. 873 00:37:44,870 --> 00:37:49,531 -Can I help you with something? 874 00:37:49,540 --> 00:37:53,367 -Can you help me? 875 00:37:53,377 --> 00:37:54,604 Um, uh, yes. 876 00:37:55,285 --> 00:37:58,421 I was, um-- I'm looking for a potholder. 877 00:38:04,118 --> 00:38:05,854 -There's a nice one. 878 00:38:05,854 --> 00:38:07,848 I'll get it. 879 00:38:07,858 --> 00:38:09,949 No, Harry-- um. 880 00:38:10,630 --> 00:38:13,785 I'm really sorry about the other night-- asking you 881 00:38:14,466 --> 00:38:14,744 about your mother. 882 00:38:15,425 --> 00:38:15,550 Really. 883 00:38:15,559 --> 00:38:17,343 I didn't know. 884 00:38:17,353 --> 00:38:17,621 -It's OK. 885 00:38:18,302 --> 00:38:18,580 -No, really. 886 00:38:19,261 --> 00:38:20,287 I'm very sorry. 887 00:38:23,241 --> 00:38:30,875 I-- I understand now why-- why you're so shy. 888 00:38:48,032 --> 00:38:55,004 I-- you know, I'm-- I'm really-- I'm really a very-- ahh. 889 00:38:55,004 --> 00:38:58,582 I'm really a very shy person too. 890 00:39:00,586 --> 00:39:08,201 I mean, if, um-- if George hadn't asked me to audition, 891 00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:09,381 I never would've met you. 892 00:39:12,967 --> 00:39:21,637 And, I mean, you're-- you're really the person who's helped 893 00:39:21,647 --> 00:39:23,699 me to overcome my fear. 894 00:39:42,976 --> 00:39:45,575 -If tomorrow's performance goes anything like this, 895 00:39:45,584 --> 00:39:47,617 I won't be able to show my face on the street. 896 00:39:47,627 --> 00:39:50,485 -I don't know how the town will survive, Albert. 897 00:39:54,465 --> 00:39:56,306 -What's all this stuff? 898 00:39:59,088 --> 00:40:01,974 -Honey, it's Blanche's birthday. 899 00:40:01,984 --> 00:40:06,741 -Honey, it's-- it's Blanche's birthday. 900 00:40:06,741 --> 00:40:07,796 -Is she here? 901 00:40:07,796 --> 00:40:11,641 -Well, she's in the bathroom. 902 00:40:11,651 --> 00:40:13,598 -Soaking in a hot tub? 903 00:40:13,598 --> 00:40:16,341 HELENE: I, um-- yeah. 904 00:40:16,350 --> 00:40:18,182 I reckon so. 905 00:40:21,078 --> 00:40:23,073 -The temperature's 100 degrees on the nose, 906 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,116 and she soaks in a hot tub. 907 00:40:25,126 --> 00:40:26,075 HELENE: I reckon so. 908 00:40:26,085 --> 00:40:27,955 -She says it cools her off. 909 00:40:27,964 --> 00:40:31,887 -She says it cools her off for the evening. 910 00:40:32,568 --> 00:40:34,553 -Ah. 911 00:40:34,553 --> 00:40:35,445 -Oh. 912 00:40:43,232 --> 00:40:47,088 [chattering] 913 00:40:47,097 --> 00:40:48,171 -It was an off night. 914 00:40:48,171 --> 00:40:48,939 Whatever. 915 00:40:48,939 --> 00:40:49,130 -All right. 916 00:40:49,130 --> 00:40:50,943 Nobody go home in 10 minutes [inaudible]. 917 00:41:06,134 --> 00:41:07,160 -Hi Dad. 918 00:41:07,160 --> 00:41:10,105 -Hi, honey. ow you doing? 919 00:41:10,114 --> 00:41:12,071 -All Harry here? 920 00:41:12,080 --> 00:41:12,876 -Look, girls. 921 00:41:12,886 --> 00:41:14,900 I don't think you should bother Harry today. 922 00:41:14,909 --> 00:41:15,773 -Ohh! 923 00:41:15,782 --> 00:41:17,921 [crashing noise] 924 00:41:18,602 --> 00:41:18,688 -Harry! 925 00:41:18,698 --> 00:41:21,738 Is everything all right, Harry? 926 00:41:21,738 --> 00:41:22,716 -What's wrong with Harry? 927 00:41:23,397 --> 00:41:25,593 -Nothing a good psychiatrist couldn't cure. 928 00:41:26,274 --> 00:41:29,151 -Blanche! [crying] Blanche! 929 00:41:47,574 --> 00:41:48,428 -Stella. 930 00:41:50,384 --> 00:41:51,247 Stella. 931 00:41:53,329 --> 00:41:54,192 Stella. 932 00:41:57,155 --> 00:41:58,028 Oh, ba-- 933 00:42:02,718 --> 00:42:05,595 MAN: The name of this game is Seven-Card Stud. 934 00:42:52,597 --> 00:42:54,525 -Harry, you guys were great! 935 00:42:58,438 --> 00:43:01,488 -Oh, thank you. 936 00:43:01,497 --> 00:43:02,456 -I have to go. 937 00:43:03,137 --> 00:43:03,415 -Where? 938 00:43:04,096 --> 00:43:04,355 -Home. 939 00:43:04,355 --> 00:43:05,084 -Oh. 940 00:43:05,094 --> 00:43:07,136 Wouldn't-- wouldn't you take me to the cast party? 941 00:43:08,143 --> 00:43:09,937 -Not much on parties. 942 00:43:09,946 --> 00:43:13,006 -Well then, um-- I'll let you go, 943 00:43:13,687 --> 00:43:16,842 if you just promise me one thing. 944 00:43:17,523 --> 00:43:17,667 -What's that? 945 00:43:17,676 --> 00:43:19,585 -Will you promise you'll just stay here, just for a second? 946 00:43:19,594 --> 00:43:22,529 I'm going to go run and get your present. 947 00:43:22,529 --> 00:43:23,373 -Present? 948 00:43:23,383 --> 00:43:24,466 -Yeah. 949 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:27,334 You promise? 950 00:43:27,343 --> 00:43:28,072 -OK. 951 00:43:28,082 --> 00:43:29,127 -You sure? 952 00:43:32,110 --> 00:43:34,037 -OK. 953 00:43:34,037 --> 00:43:36,023 -Harry, you were so wonderful. 954 00:43:36,704 --> 00:43:36,972 I loved it. 955 00:43:36,982 --> 00:43:39,667 -Harry, you really were Stanley tonight. 956 00:43:39,677 --> 00:43:39,859 Real good. 957 00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:40,732 -Harry. 958 00:43:43,666 --> 00:43:46,342 -Sorry. 959 00:43:46,352 --> 00:43:47,531 -You were both wonderful. 960 00:43:48,212 --> 00:43:48,327 -Oh, Doris. 961 00:43:48,327 --> 00:43:48,490 Thank you. 962 00:43:49,171 --> 00:43:50,322 -Congratulations. 963 00:43:50,332 --> 00:43:51,329 -Thanks. 964 00:43:51,339 --> 00:43:52,211 -Oh, uh, no, no. 965 00:43:52,211 --> 00:43:55,156 You have to open it please. 966 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:01,878 Wow. 967 00:44:05,523 --> 00:44:06,434 Harry Nash. 968 00:44:10,404 --> 00:44:10,548 Thanks. 969 00:44:11,229 --> 00:44:17,223 -Um, the-- the marker's at my favorite scene. 970 00:44:17,233 --> 00:44:18,067 -Uh huh. 971 00:44:18,077 --> 00:44:21,040 -Don't you want to know what my favorite scene is? 972 00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:22,757 -Sure. 973 00:44:22,757 --> 00:44:23,016 -Good. 974 00:44:29,508 --> 00:44:30,573 What's in a name? 975 00:44:30,573 --> 00:44:33,402 That which we call a rose by any other name 976 00:44:33,402 --> 00:44:35,291 would smell as sweet. 977 00:44:35,301 --> 00:44:39,080 So Romeo would worry not, Romeo called-- 978 00:44:39,089 --> 00:44:41,947 retain that dear perfection which 979 00:44:41,957 --> 00:44:43,156 he owes without that title. 980 00:44:43,836 --> 00:44:49,869 Romeo, doff thy name and for thy name which is no part of thee, 981 00:44:50,550 --> 00:44:51,662 take all myself. 982 00:44:56,448 --> 00:44:57,522 Look what Romeo says. 983 00:45:01,358 --> 00:45:05,914 You want to read what Romeo says? 984 00:45:05,914 --> 00:45:06,853 -I take thee. 985 00:45:12,608 --> 00:45:13,845 I take thee at thy word. 986 00:45:14,526 --> 00:45:19,407 Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized. 987 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:32,767 Henceforth-- I never will be Romeo-- never. 988 00:45:32,767 --> 00:45:34,944 -Well, what man art thou that thus bescreened in night, 989 00:45:35,625 --> 00:45:36,814 so stumblest on my counsel? 990 00:45:41,417 --> 00:45:44,467 -By a name, I know not how to tell thee who I am. 991 00:45:44,467 --> 00:45:51,180 By name, dear saint, is hateful to myself 992 00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,981 because it is an enemy to thee. 993 00:45:53,990 --> 00:45:57,683 -My ears have yet not drunk 100 words of thy tongues uttering, 994 00:45:57,692 --> 00:45:59,735 yet I know the sound. 995 00:45:59,745 --> 00:46:02,612 Art thou not Romeo, and a Montague? 996 00:46:02,622 --> 00:46:08,510 -Neither, fair saint, if either thee dislike. 997 00:46:09,191 --> 00:46:11,109 -How came is thou hither, tell me. 998 00:46:11,119 --> 00:46:13,305 And wherefore the orchard walls are high and hard to climb, 999 00:46:13,986 --> 00:46:16,183 and the place, death, considering 1000 00:46:16,863 --> 00:46:21,822 who thou art, if any of my kinsmen find thee here. 1001 00:46:21,822 --> 00:46:33,292 -With love's light wings that I o'erperch these walls-- 1002 00:46:33,301 --> 00:46:36,111 with love's light wings that I o'erperch these walls, 1003 00:46:36,111 --> 00:46:38,240 for stony limits cannot hold love out. 1004 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:41,118 And what love can do that dares love attempt, 1005 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,819 therefore thy kinsmen are no stop to me. 1006 00:46:44,829 --> 00:46:45,798 [laugh] 1007 00:46:45,798 --> 00:46:47,601 -[laugh] 1008 00:46:47,735 --> 00:46:50,612 -I've never seen such [inaudible] anybody in my life. 1009 00:46:50,622 --> 00:46:53,374 -They sure are creating a stir around here. 1010 00:46:53,374 --> 00:46:55,503 -This town could use some stirring. 1011 00:46:56,184 --> 00:46:56,366 -Here you go. 1012 00:46:56,376 --> 00:46:57,258 -Hey, [inaudible]. 1013 00:46:57,258 --> 00:46:57,421 -Thank you. 1014 00:46:58,102 --> 00:46:58,236 -Hi [inaudible]. 1015 00:46:58,246 --> 00:47:00,250 -Oh, I see Lydia's got you back working for a living, huh? 1016 00:47:00,260 --> 00:47:01,018 -Yeah. 1017 00:47:01,027 --> 00:47:02,034 -What happen, Harry quit? 1018 00:47:02,044 --> 00:47:02,178 -No. 1019 00:47:02,188 --> 00:47:03,032 He's taking inventory. 1020 00:47:03,041 --> 00:47:03,176 -Oh, good. 1021 00:47:03,856 --> 00:47:05,046 I want to talk to him about the new play. 1022 00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:05,813 -Harry? 1023 00:47:05,822 --> 00:47:07,012 -Hey, uh, how are the lovebirds, by the way? 1024 00:47:07,693 --> 00:47:09,793 -Oh, those two are floating around on a pink cloud. 1025 00:47:09,802 --> 00:47:11,653 -What else did you expect? 1026 00:47:11,663 --> 00:47:11,807 -Oh, hello. 1027 00:47:12,488 --> 00:47:12,622 -Oh. 1028 00:47:12,632 --> 00:47:12,766 Hi, Helene. 1029 00:47:13,447 --> 00:47:13,543 -Hi. 1030 00:47:13,552 --> 00:47:14,454 I was just in the neighborhood. 1031 00:47:14,463 --> 00:47:16,545 I thought maybe Harry might be around. 1032 00:47:16,554 --> 00:47:18,376 -Uh, Harry? 1033 00:47:18,386 --> 00:47:19,220 -Oh. 1034 00:47:24,955 --> 00:47:25,080 Hey. 1035 00:47:25,090 --> 00:47:26,193 -Hi. 1036 00:47:26,873 --> 00:47:27,842 -[laugh] 1037 00:47:28,859 --> 00:47:30,873 -Charming day. 1038 00:47:30,873 --> 00:47:31,803 Miss Fairfax. 1039 00:47:34,546 --> 00:47:36,589 -Pray, don't talk to me about the weather, Mr. Worthing. 1040 00:47:36,598 --> 00:47:38,660 Um, whenever people talk to me about the weather, 1041 00:47:39,341 --> 00:47:41,403 I'm quite certain they mean something else. 1042 00:47:41,412 --> 00:47:46,141 -They do-- mean something else. 1043 00:47:46,150 --> 00:47:47,205 -I thought so. 1044 00:47:52,950 --> 00:47:55,875 -Miss Fairfax, ever since I met you, 1045 00:47:55,884 --> 00:47:57,649 I've admired you more than any girl 1046 00:47:57,659 --> 00:47:59,740 I ever met since I met you. 1047 00:47:59,740 --> 00:48:00,488 -Yes. 1048 00:48:00,497 --> 00:48:00,718 I'm quite aware of that fact. 1049 00:48:01,399 --> 00:48:04,554 And my ideal has always been to love someone 1050 00:48:05,235 --> 00:48:06,367 with the name Ernest. 1051 00:48:06,376 --> 00:48:08,160 I mean, there's something in that name 1052 00:48:08,170 --> 00:48:10,308 that inspires absolute confidence. 1053 00:48:10,989 --> 00:48:15,976 -Do you mean you love me too? 1054 00:48:15,986 --> 00:48:17,789 Gwendolyn? 1055 00:48:17,799 --> 00:48:21,606 -Passionately, my own Ernest. 1056 00:48:21,606 --> 00:48:23,735 -But you don't mean to say that you couldn't love me 1057 00:48:24,416 --> 00:48:25,413 if my name wasn't Ernest. 1058 00:48:25,423 --> 00:48:26,468 -But your name is Ernest. 1059 00:48:26,478 --> 00:48:28,319 -Yes, I know. 1060 00:48:28,319 --> 00:48:29,355 It is. 1061 00:48:29,365 --> 00:48:33,095 But supposing it was something else. 1062 00:48:33,105 --> 00:48:34,985 Do you mean to say you couldn't love me then? 1063 00:48:34,985 --> 00:48:38,984 -But that's clearly metaphysical speculation. 1064 00:48:38,993 --> 00:48:40,911 -I must say, I-- I think there are 1065 00:48:40,921 --> 00:48:43,779 lots of other much nicer names. 1066 00:48:43,789 --> 00:48:44,767 Harry, for instance. 1067 00:48:44,767 --> 00:48:46,742 That's a charming name. 1068 00:48:46,752 --> 00:48:48,651 -Harry. 1069 00:48:48,651 --> 00:48:54,367 No, there's very little music in the name Harry, if any at all. 1070 00:48:54,376 --> 00:48:56,342 It doesn't thrill. 1071 00:48:57,023 --> 00:48:58,941 -I must get christened at once. 1072 00:48:58,951 --> 00:49:02,893 I mean, we must get married at once. 1073 00:49:07,573 --> 00:49:07,832 -Married, Mr. Worthing? 1074 00:49:07,832 --> 00:49:10,469 -Surely you know that I love you. 1075 00:49:10,469 --> 00:49:12,435 And you've led me to believe that you're not 1076 00:49:12,435 --> 00:49:15,283 absolutely indifferent to me. 1077 00:49:15,293 --> 00:49:16,214 -I adore you. 1078 00:49:18,122 --> 00:49:21,258 But you haven't proposed to me yet. 1079 00:49:21,258 --> 00:49:26,073 -Well, may I propose to you now? 1080 00:49:26,754 --> 00:49:29,870 -I think this is an admirable opportunity. 1081 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:34,599 But in order to spare you any possible disappointment, 1082 00:49:34,608 --> 00:49:39,307 I think it only fair to tell you frankly, beforehand, 1083 00:49:39,317 --> 00:49:47,056 that I'm totally determined to accept you. 1084 00:49:47,056 --> 00:49:49,818 -Gwendolyn. 1085 00:49:49,828 --> 00:49:50,854 -Yes, Mr. Worthing? 1086 00:49:50,864 --> 00:49:53,655 Do you have something to say to me? 1087 00:49:53,664 --> 00:49:55,525 -Will you marry me? 1088 00:49:59,505 --> 00:50:01,557 -Of course I will, my darling. 1089 00:50:02,238 --> 00:50:04,185 In how long you have been in getting to it, 1090 00:50:04,195 --> 00:50:07,081 I don't think that you've have very much practice in how 1091 00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:07,992 to propose. 1092 00:50:14,706 --> 00:50:18,542 -I've never loved anyone in the world but you. 1093 00:50:21,611 --> 00:50:23,615 -I hope that after we marry, you'll 1094 00:50:24,296 --> 00:50:44,714 always look at me just like this-- especially in front 1095 00:50:45,395 --> 00:50:46,488 of other people. 1096 00:50:46,498 --> 00:50:49,250 [laughter] 1097 00:50:53,067 --> 00:50:54,122 How are you all? 1098 00:50:54,132 --> 00:50:57,182 Obviously not as happy as you two are. 1099 00:50:57,862 --> 00:50:57,978 [laughter] 1100 00:50:57,978 --> 00:50:58,917 -Well, George, you know, this week 1101 00:50:58,927 --> 00:51:03,847 I've been pursued by Mark Antony and romanced by Henry Higgins, 1102 00:51:03,856 --> 00:51:13,485 loved by Henry V, and I was just proposed to by Ernest Worthing. 1103 00:51:14,166 --> 00:51:14,348 -Oh! 1104 00:51:14,358 --> 00:51:17,225 -But don't you think I'm just about the luckiest girl 1105 00:51:17,235 --> 00:51:17,321 in town? 1106 00:51:18,002 --> 00:51:20,093 -Listen-- not only do I think so, but most of the, uh, 1107 00:51:20,103 --> 00:51:23,037 women in town think so too, might I say. 1108 00:51:23,047 --> 00:51:24,811 -Well, they had their chance. 1109 00:51:24,821 --> 00:51:24,975 -[laugh] 1110 00:51:24,975 --> 00:51:27,813 -Probably most of them couldn't stand the excitement. 1111 00:51:27,823 --> 00:51:29,789 -I don't think-- I don't know if you've heard or not, 1112 00:51:30,470 --> 00:51:32,426 but I've been asked to direct the next play. 1113 00:51:32,436 --> 00:51:33,625 -George, that's wonderful. 1114 00:51:34,306 --> 00:51:34,421 -Thank you. 1115 00:51:34,421 --> 00:51:36,387 I, uh-- I was just wondering if you two 1116 00:51:36,387 --> 00:51:38,286 might be available for the cast. 1117 00:51:42,947 --> 00:51:44,865 -Who are we this time?